一對年輕情侶…正在瘋狂的熱戀…姑娘痴痴的對另一半說：
男的一聽這句話…臉色大變…
許久無法說出話來…（因為愛…這個代價未免也太大了吧…）
但那男人實在太愛這個姑娘了…
沒有辦法…畢竟…
這就是愛…
於是…那男人…就…
沒有辦法…畢竟…
這就是愛…
於是…那男人…就…
挖了挖自己的耳朵…
用力的塞進他女友的嘴裡…
因為男的把：你會為我而死嗎？聽成（你會餵我耳屎嗎？）
因為男的把：你會為我而死嗎？聽成（你會餵我耳屎嗎？）
Sunday, December 20, 2009
Joke of the day
A young man went to his father one day to tell him that he wanted to get married.
His father was happy for him. He asked his son who the girl was, and he told him that it was Samantha, a girl from the neighborhood.
With a sad face the old man said to his son, ''I'm sorry to say this son but I have to. The girl you want to marry is your sister, but please don't tell your mother.''
The young man again brought three more names to his father but ended up frustrated because the response was still the same.
So he decides to go to his mother. ''Mom I want to get married but all the girls that I love, dad said they are my sisters and I mustn't tell you.''
His mother smiling said to him, ''Don't worry my son, you can marry any of those girls. You're not his son."
His father was happy for him. He asked his son who the girl was, and he told him that it was Samantha, a girl from the neighborhood.
With a sad face the old man said to his son, ''I'm sorry to say this son but I have to. The girl you want to marry is your sister, but please don't tell your mother.''
The young man again brought three more names to his father but ended up frustrated because the response was still the same.
So he decides to go to his mother. ''Mom I want to get married but all the girls that I love, dad said they are my sisters and I mustn't tell you.''
His mother smiling said to him, ''Don't worry my son, you can marry any of those girls. You're not his son."
Friday, December 18, 2009
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