Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Enjoying your job? Guess what this is!

Guess what this is?









It's a new Prison in UK!

Prison vs Work
Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer.

@ PRISON
You spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell

@ WORK
you spend the majority of your time in an 6X6 cubicle /office

@ PRISON
You get three meals a day fully paid for

@ WORK
you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it

@ PRISON
You get time off for good behavior

@ WORK
you get more work for Good behavior

@ PRISON
The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you

@ WORK
You must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself

@ PRISON
You can watch TV and play games

@ WORK
You could get fired for watching TV and playing games

@ PRISON
You get your own toilet

@ WORK
you have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat

@ PRISON
They allow your family and friends to visit

@ WORK
You aren't even supposed to speak to your family

@ PRISON
All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required

@ WORK
You get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners

@ PRISON
You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out

@ WORK
You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars

@ PRISON
You must deal with sadistic wardens

@ WORK
They are called managers

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